Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and we are talking SRO He was a no one A zero , zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero He was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero just like that When he smiled the girls went wild With oohs and ahhs And they slapped his face on ev'ry vase On every vase From heroes fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now Nouveau Riche and famous He could tell you Whats a Grecian urn Say amen and there he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome 10 for 10 Folks lined up Just to watch him flex And his perfect package In a a pair of pretty pecs Hercie he comes he sees he conquers Honey the crowds were going bonkers He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk From zero to hero a major hunk From zero to hero and who'da thunk? Who put the 'glad' in 'gladiator'? (Hercules!) Whose daring deeds are great theatre? (Hercules!) Isn't he bold? (No one braver!) Isn't he sweet? (Our favorite flavor!) Hercules! Hercules! (Hercules!) Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high and the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothing A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero He hit the heights a breakneck speed! From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero Yes indeed!