Stephen, Stephen Why won't you call me? Stephen Why won't you call me? I saw you in your tight-ass rocker pants You saw me too I laughed 'cause I was completely trashed And I watched your ugly girlfriend Sneer across the room As if I really care that she's here with you All I know is Your my object of affection My drug of choice my sick obsession Stephen, why won't you call me? I'm sitting here waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Stephen Why won't you call me? I've got guys waiting in the line for me to play My evil girly games with all their minds Just watch me I've got it down To a simple art just bat my eyes Like this And there's a broken heart But somehow you turn the tables, what the hell? I can charm the pants of anyone else But you Stephen, why won't you call me? I'm sitting here waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm thinking' that maybe You might think I'm crazy Is that why you won't call me? Steve, don't you think I'm pretty? Do you not love me, is that why you won't call me? 'Cause your my object of affection My drug of choice my sick obsession I want to keep you as my pet to play with And hide under my bed forever Stephen why won't you call me? I'm sitting here waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Stephen, why won't you call me? Stephen I'll knit you a sweater I want to wrap you up in my love (Stephen) forever I will never let you go, Stephen I'll never let go (Stephen why won't you call me?) Stephen why won't you call me? I'm sitting here waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Why won't you call me?