[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Ladies and gentlemen Fly girls and fly guys My name is the Fresh Prince And I've come here to introduce someone to you His name is the Human Linn Drum Ready Rock see And we came to tell everyone that... ( *Ready Rock see starts beatboxing* ) When we rock the house there is no doubt (is no doubt) That me and Ready see will turn it out (turn it out) We're down with the DJ Jazzy Jeff (Jazzy Jeff) And you know that we are def (that we're def) And you should not settle for less Than the undisputed best [ Fresh Prince & Ready Rock see ] That's right, we are the best [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Everywhere we (go), everytime we do a (show) Everybody wants to (know) how we make em say (ho) The way we do is not a magical trick It's a lotta def rhymes (and beats like this) ( *Ready Rock see breaks into a new beat* ) [ Fresh Prince ] Somebody yell 'hooo-o' [ crowd ] Hooo-o [ Fresh Prince ] Say 'ho, ho' [ crowd ] Ho, ho [ Fresh Prince ] Now I'm the Fresh Prince, hello, how do you do? I just have a little fun with the rest of my crew So take a chill and just relax Yo Ready see, pretend that you're a dj and scratch ( *Ready Rock see imitates scratching* ) [ crowd ] Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock... [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Alright now, bust a move And get the hell out if you're tryin to bust the groove Cause we came to (party) all through the night And we're excommunicating those who don't act (right) This is a (party), so grab some(body) Drink some Ba(cardi) and dance (with everybody) The feeling's good, some people think it's great Get on the dancefloor and let your body girate In cadence with the beat, just move your feet While the Prince is on the rhyme (Ready see is on the beat) [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] My.. beatbox rocks everywhere we go Gettin utterly respected at every show No other can (beat me), no girl can out-(freak me) (Man, I'm gettin tired) Ready see, give me a beat, please He does a lot that others cannot do Ready see and the Prince, the toughest two man crew We're comin out rockin and we're takin what's ours Ready see is the man and the suckers he devours Beat after beat he gains respect Ready see is the man that's keepin others in check I like to rock with him, side by side Me and Ready cold chillin with the utmost pride So if you're not down by law to rock the spot Then get the hell out, cause we're never gonna stop My beatbox We been rockin kinda hard ever since we begun Yo Ready see, man, play Stanford and Son ( *Ready Rock see intonates theme from 'Stanford and Son'* ) Now play it under water ( *same routine sounding like it's done under water* ) How 'bout a fresh beat A fresh beat Ready see, how 'bout a fresh beat A fresh beat Bust it ( *Ready Rock see switches to another beat* ) Well, his name is Ready see, and I'm tellin you He can play a beat forwards and backwards too ( *Ready Rock see makes the beat sounding like it's being spun backwards on a turntable* ) Play it backwards [ crowd ] Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock... Bust it Backwards [ Fresh Prince singing (& Ready Rock C) ] Do you know where you're goin to And do you like the things that Ready see is showin you? (Showin you) where you're goin to (goin to) Do you know that we are down by law We want you all to know that we're primal of all And when we rock the house there is no doubt That me and Ready see will turn it out Do you know where you're goin to And do you like the things that Ready see is showin you? ( *crowd cheers* )