And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey hey hey, hey hey hey We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files We'd like to help you learn to help yourself Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes It's a little secret just the Robinson's affair Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo wo wo God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Going to the candidates' debate Laugh about it, shout about it When you've got to choose Every way you look at this you lose Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you Wu wu wu What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson Jolting Joe has left and gone away Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey