Ooh, yep Hmm Stop tellin' me yes Stop tellin' me no Start takin' control I'm just doin' what you said, ooh I should stop tellin' you yes, if I ain't sure Lot of answers I don't have Every day is a new test I always try my best I swear the right boxes get checked But I still end up incorrect Baby I could use a tutor Relationship troubleshooter I wish I had found you sooner Cheerleader who loves the loser (oh, yeah) In real life not on computers I get up, get on my scooter Roll on down the hill to meet you Road for you prior to Uber Yeah yeah yeah, yeah So someone in Southern Cali Lives a little lightskin, deep in the valley Nearby is this girl, she's a baddie Curly cutie equipped with the fattie And he likes her, but scared of her daddy Understandably, that nigga's big Waits 'til he dips, goes to her crib Looks over the fence, blows her a kiss She opens the door and he doesn't go in Seven days later she does it again This time they're not blowin' kisses they're kissin' Start in the bedroom and goes to the kitchen Different positions, switchin' and switchin' Windows is open, the neighbors can listen Breakin' foundation we shakin' the walls Finish the mission and get in them drawers His homies is clappin' he hears the applause You did it, you did it, lil' nigga it's yours Haha, yo, wow, this is crazy Okay, I-I did not have a speech prepared tonight I did not plan on winning Uh, shit, I'ma just go from the heart, okay? Uh, first of all, I'd like to thank her dad For actually leaving the premises, and giving me this opportunity To score my first pair of buns So, thank you sir Uh, shit, um also Oh, I'd like to thank my friends My loyal ass friends for stickin' through this with me You know, I know I've been a virgin for a long time But now that I'm not, I have you guys to thank, so thank you guys Uh, shit, okay, uh where is Ginuwine at? Is he in here--yo, man You, bro, you My source of inspiration Without you, this shit would've not have happened So thank you man, thank you Ginuwine everybody, give it up for Ginuwine, come on Whoo! What are you doin' here? And uh, I just wanna say one last thing before I get out of here To everyone watching that's working a low paying job And are under six feet tall You can do it too, okay? This shit is not just for professional athletes, alright It's about persistence If she doesn't text you back, text her again, fuck it! If she doesn't give you the address, Google Map her house You got this man Alright thank you guys, thank y'all for so much, wow This is such an honor (Oh this is great)