[Eminem - talking] I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ I would be really fuckin bad THIS IS MOTHERFUCKIN EMINEM! Or just Eminem Whatever you want to call me And your listenin to the motherfuckin easy listenin sounds, or whatever Clear your fuckin ear wax out This is motherfuckin DJ Kay Slay The Drama King and it goes a little somethin like this Yo turn that click off, alright My music is soothin but it's also been proven That it can put you in the mood to jump outta ya car while it's movin You've been waitin on this moment, my sermon Is like a omen, I'm servin, I'm Erick Sermon I saw the window was open and I jumped through it My shit if you don't get pumped to it I quit, here's my rhyme book go head and thumb through it And pick what you want from it, rummage ya find somethin You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin I'm constantly coppin over you, squatin, shit is gotten To the point, where I'm ain't even writin no more I'm just jottin This is chicken scratch Shit is sickin, I've been kickin ass off bullshit, throw away rhymes, pick a batch I live for the love of rap You crazy? I've made beats for Jay-Z for free Page me, you need a beat You Canibus? then it's Dre's beat You Kay Slay? the fee's waived I stay beefin with JD to the day Dre two-ways me That it's ok to stop blazin him Oops I put it out I apologize now is too late G It's on tape and the tape leaked "Say what you say" motherfucker Drama King, Kay Slay motherfucker We dictate these mixtapes motherfucker Xzibit blaze this little gay midget cocksucker