At least you know You were taken by a pro I know just how you feel She talked a perfect game Deflecting all the blame You took the jack And changed the flat And got behind the wheel, Now you're Driving sideways Taken in by the scenery As you're propelled along And your companion Will not help you to navigate For fear she may be wrong And you will say That you're making headway And put it in overdrive But you're mistaking speed For getting what you need And never even noticing You never do arrive 'Cause you're Driving sideways If you roll down the window you'll see You're where you don't belong And your companion Will not help you to navigate For fear she may be wrong And you're powered by The hopeful lie That it's just around the bend And when this, by default Comes screeching to a halt Let's hope that you Know what to do To start it up again Driving sideways Hitting scan on the radio So she can sing along And she'll sit Thinking you're going to handle it Until she's proven wrong Until she's proven wrong Until you prove her wrong