I like kickin' back on the sofa Flippin' through the channels just to see what's on I enjoy eatin' eggs over easy Soppin' up with a biscuit 'til the yellow's gone Ain't nothin' like watchin' a bunch of young'ns Run screamin' through the sprinkler in their little bare feet And ain't nothin' like finding twenty dollars In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week I get into getting out on my mower In the early mornin' hours 'fore the sun gets hot And I like goin' down to the Kroger When the carnival comes to the parkin' lot Ain't nothin' like throwing a hula popper Draggin' it across a spot a big 'un oughta be And ain't nothin' like having him for supper With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea This old world is full of simple pleasures They're all good but some are better Ain't nothin' like finding that woman That you know you're gonna love for the rest of your life And ain't nothin' like knowing the Lord's a comin' Back one day to make you want to do right Ain't nothin' like watchin' a bunch of young'ns Run screamin' through the sprinkler in their little bare feet And ain't nothin' like finding twenty dollars In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week