(Hey!) Well I read the news today And the walrus said the lucky man made the grade yea Well ain't that great You say Well about the rest of that news left me empty and mad Singing the blues yeah Its sad but true 'cause, Everything gets old, everyone is dumb So I keep changing Everything is gay, everyone is fake So I can't hang around Si-Si-Sitting back look with on your face Like I'm a piece of crap And you're a fucking ace well Its time to go You know? Hit the road jack Like the song goes you ain't ever coming back Because the world turned black Well don't you know? 'cause, Everything gets old, everyone is dumb So I keep changing Everything is gay, everyone is fake So I can't hang around (Oh oh) Well don't you know? Everything gets old, everyone is dumb So I keep changing Everything is gay, everyone is fake So I can't hang around Everything gets old, everyone is dumb So I keep changing Every word they say Every word is fake So I won't be around Everything gets old, everyone is dumb Everything gets old, everyone is dumb Everything gets old, everyone is dumb