Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block And he drives an I-Roc But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh Oh yeah, dirt bag No she doesn't know what she's missin' Oh yeah, dirt bag No she doesn't know what she's missin' Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely, lo and behold She's walkin' over to me this must be fake My lip starts to shake How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me? "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you ooh" Ooh yeah, dirt bag No she doesn't know what she's missin' Ooh yeah, dirt bag No she doesn't know what she's missin'