Salty leave, salty leave Tell me the one about the friend you knew And the last good night that we toasted too Salty leave Stay for me, stay for me We drank wine in the matinee And the spotlight showed what it chased away Stay for me She saw my comb over, her hourglass body She has problems with drinking milk And being school tardy She'll loan you her toothbrush She'll bar tend your party Kill me, kill me I called and called, but I can't get through Said he's on his own, but his own is you Kill me She saw my comb over, her hourglass body She has problems with drinking milk And being school tardy She'll loan you her toothbrush She'll bar tend your party She saw my comb over, her hourglass body She has problems with drinking milk And being school tardy She'll loan you her toothbrush She'll bar tend your party (hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm)