Darling I've been standing here just watching you all night And I think I've even caught you watching me a couple times If I don't ask I'll never know This may sound dumb but here we go Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither I'm glad that we agree Believe me that's a big relief Well this place is awful crowded And this music is so loud Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat? Me neither It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast I was only checking that's the reason that I asked Relationships need time to grow You and I should take this slow Darling tell me would you like to dance? Me neither I was just bein' polite Thank goodness my feet are much too tired I'm sure your tired too I can see an empty booth Would you like to maybe sit and talk awhile? Me neither We'd never get along I'm thinking there's no chemistry at all This has been a waste of time And I'm running out of lines Don't you think it's time for me to end this song? Me neither (Ah here we go) (Ah yeah)