Ah, salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend Please, please, come closer Ah, too close, a little too close There, welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment And the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today Come on down Look at this, yes, combination hookah and coffeemaker, also makes Julienne fries It will not break, it will not, it broke. Oh, look at this, I have never seen one of these intact before This is the famous dead sea Tupperware Listen, ah, still good Wait, don't go I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts This is no ordinary lamp It once changed the course of a young man's life A young man who like this lamp was more than what he seemed, a diamond in the rough