There are things you don't know You know, about me, about how rough I had it What, in that cushy tower of yours? Cushy? Are you kidding? I had nothing, in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour! Princess Lonely, walking circles I had only Bare essentials, army cot A hot plate and chamber pot and Every morning I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet! Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom and very little headroom Twenty years, I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily, those walls were padded! So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but I've heard better, I'm just saying 'A' for effort, thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torches Burned my britches, see the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney! As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven Did I mention I was seven? So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat No warm regards No Christmas cards And every day (was Hell on Earth day) Okay, top this! I missed my prom! My dad and mom sent me away It was my birthday I was sent away on Christmas Eve Ha ha! Bare essentials, army cot, a hot plate and a chamber pot (no warm regards) And every morning, I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet! (No Christmas cards) Just a view of devastation, out one window isolation (and every day was Hell on Earth day) In my bedroom, and very little headroom Twenty years, I sat and waited! (I missed my prom! My dad and mom) I'm very dedicated (sent me away) On the walls the days were added (it was my birthday) (Twenty years) I missed my prom! My dad and mom sent me away So So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oopsi! Oh well better out than in I always say Ooh Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Nana nana na Nana nana na Oh No! (Watch out) Oh pull my finger No no no non no Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah