I'm nice right now, I, I feel good If you have a drink Would you please put it in the air That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at ten Go out to eat then do it again I wanna go to college for the rest of my life Sip bankers club and drink miller lite On thirsty Thursday and Tuesday night ice And I can get pizza a dollar a slice So fill up my cup Lets get fucked up I'm next on the table Who want what I am champion at beer pong Allen Iverson Hakeem Olajuwon Don't even bounce, not in my house Better hope you make it Otherwise you naked Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted Woke up today and all I could say is That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at ten Go out to eat then do it again Man I love college (hey) and I love drinking (hey) I love women (hey) man I love college I can't tell you what I learned from school But I could tell you a story or two Um yea of course I learned some rules Like don't pass out with your shoes on And don't leave the house till the booze gone And don't have sex if shes too gone When it comes to condoms put two on Then tomorrow night find a new joint Hold the beer bong Nothing wrong with some fun Even if we did get a little bit too drunk Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted Woke up today and all I could say is That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at ten Go out to eat then do it again Man I love college (hey) and I love drinking (hey) I love women (hey) I love college Now if everybody would please Put their drink as high as they can As high as they can And repeat after me Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug Freshman freshman freshman freshman Do something crazy do something crazy do something crazy do something crazy Keg-stand keg-stand keg-stand keg-stand Yea, that party last night Man I love college, I love it That party last night Goodnight everybody I gotta head back to class for a little bit That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at ten Go out to eat then do it again man I love college Do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life