Howdy people? Here's a little story about an old friend of mine And to all you great folks out there This is hardcore 10-4 Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way Everything is gone, my life is a country song Oh oh, I jumped out of my bed this morning Then I heard this crunchy sound From my left leg that was broken And a note was laying on the ground Baby, I'm leaving you this minute Took the car and the cats and dogs Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck [Chorus] Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way Everything is gone, my life is a country song Freaky Friday, go play on the highway Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on On my way through crosstown traffic I was hit by a giant truck I came late to work and got fired Then suddenly the thunder struck Oh oh Baby, I am leaving you this minute Took the car and the cats and dogs Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck [Chorus] Life's a country song, hardcore 10-4 What the heck is wrong, yi-ha Life's a country song, hardcore 10-4 What the heck is going on Life's a country song, hardcore 10-4 What the heck is wrong, yi-ha Life's a country song, hardcore 10-4 What the heck is going on Everything is gone, my life is a country song Hardcore 10-4 [Chorus] Well folks, that's all for now Life is just a long long country song And that's a big 10-4