Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (Such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind) A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside it's my dick in a box It's in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my dick in a box My dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box Ooh, my dick in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps 1, cut a hole in a box 2, put your junk in that box 3, make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box My dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box Ooh, my dick in a box girl Christmas, dick in a box Hanukkah, dick in a box Kwanzaa, a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box My dick in a box My dick in a box My dick in a box