Bless my soul Herc' was on a roll Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro Herc' could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO He was a no one A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero He was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero just like that When he smiled The girls went wild with Ooh's and ah's And they slapped his face On every vase (On every "vahse") From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you What's a Grecian urn? Say amen There he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome ten for ten Folks lined up Just to watch him flex And this perfect package Packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes He sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were Going bonkers He showed the moxie brains, and spunk From zero to hero a major hunk Zero to hero and who'da thunk Who put the glad in gladiator? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are great theater? Hercules Isn't he bold? No one braver Is he sweet Our favorite flavor Hercules, Hercules Hercules, Hercules Hercules, Hercules Bless my soul Herc' was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothin' A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero Yes indeed!