I fucked seventeen girls in a row last night and ten of them gave me head I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yeah yes I did The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe I fucked seventeen Seventeen girls in a row What a dirty hoe I banged seventeen girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no They had to mop all sperm in aisle three and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true I fucked seventeen Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did Seventeen girls in a row Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole Seventeen girls in a row When I was done, they were begging for more I fucked seventeen girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the devil will know I fucked seventeen Seventeen girls in a row Woo sweet, young, juicy pussy I fucked seventeen girls in a row Hop on that cameltoe I fucked seventeen girls in a row